Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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