office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sober January is a disaster.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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