so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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