first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I will be naked everywhere
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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