I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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