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I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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