Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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