dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
These tits shall not be calmed
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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