who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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