No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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