is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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