He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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