do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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