He kissed a someone with a penis
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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