i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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