Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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