she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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