if you like me you must not know who I am
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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