Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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