i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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