i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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