girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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