He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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