The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Alive.
So much puke
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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