just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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