YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if i can run in heels then i can drive
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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