he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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