i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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