we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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