even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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