Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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