I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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