I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
be right there i have to get my cape
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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