Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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