if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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