I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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