How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize