Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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