You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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