Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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