Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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