Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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