I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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