ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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