just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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