Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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