Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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