i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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