apparently the secret to your success is patron
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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