Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am available for nakedness
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
