he wants to bone in the snuggie
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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