I wannas sexs uuuuu
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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