Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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