Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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